It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall.
Drinking sayings about the floor.
Hair of the dog.
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Henny youngman was known for his one liner jokes his most notable being take my wife please he is also responsible for this funny drinking quote.
Some drink alcohol find solace some have it to forget their sorrows while its an addiction for some.
Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old liquor quotes liquor sayings and liquor proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources.
Here is a compilation of some of the funniest drinking quotes you may have ever heard.
I try to start drinking water as soon as my feet hit the floor in the morning mary kay andrews.
Three sheets to the wind.
Drinking is an emotional thing.
Funny drinking quotes like this one remind us of all these.
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Whiskey is for drinking.
I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food.
Water is the lifeblood of our bodies our economy our nation and our well being stephen johnson.
There 39 s a lot of slang associated with drinking.
We ll have to add this to the list of funny sayings that are.
We all know them we all use them but most of us don 39 t know where they came from.
You re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old funny drinking quotes funny drinking sayings and funny drinking proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources.
I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you re allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day.
Even the most serious thing in the world has a funny side.
Water is for fighting over mark twain.
You re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without.
It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life out of everything being the same.
Especially if drinking is not your forte.
If there is magic on this planet it is contained in water.